Trends That I'm (Almost) Violently Opposed To...

...But Which Look Pretty Cute on Babies

I believe most of you are familiar with this post. This is a follow-up post. Which is not happening because I promised myself I would write at least one blog post a week and am currently two posts behind.

Rompers

Don't put this:

on your body.

Put it on your baby instead:

Infinitely cuter. And an easy diaper change when the time comes; which it invariably will.

Overalls

Not this:

Or this:

 

This:

Or even this:

Leggings As Pants

I didn't mention this one in my original post, but I should have. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. I get it-- they're easy and comfortable. But, ladies--please, I implore you-- let's be mindful of the length of the tops we're wearing with them. It should be more on the tunic-y side and at least cover your butt. If not, it's supremely trashy.

So unless you want to look like this:

Or this:

Hello, Camel-toe!

Don't do it. 

Unless you look like this:

Because it's not a big deal if people can see your diaper.

While we're on the subject, 

these are leggings:

 

These are not:

legwarmers

So, in closing: do not ever, ever, ever, like, EVER put any of these articles of clothing on your own body, unless you want to look trashy or take longer going to the bathroom; you may, however, put them on your baby; leggings are not pants and legwarmers are not leggings. 

Stay classy, my friends.